ZebraBelly is watching the Twin Peaks episode of Psych. I’ve not yet seen Twin Peaks, so this is all going way over my head. “Dual Spires” -I get that.
Margie: Today’s a ripass, kickass day!
ZebraBelly is camping out for the parade, knittin’ an orca.
I really feel that motorcycles racing down the road full of pedestrians at or above the speed limit is just not safe. Even if they are cops.
A car with a spaceship just went by. Airbrushed on the side: WELCOME YOUR SPACE BROTHERS. I think that wins this year’s parade.
Ok. Low rider just broke down in front of us. Perhaps THIS wins?
Oh. Now a truck just drove by and handed out canned food. In the parade.
Stormtroopers!!!! Darth Vader!!
Guess who needs a new tranny!
Different kind of tranny. Way less fun. MUCH rather have Tim Curry than a transmission.
Well to be honest, I don’t have a diagnosis yet. We take it in tomorrow to the trans place. Mostly I just wanted to say “tranny”
OK, I know a CSA is a wonderful way to enjoy natural stuff, but does that have to include hitchhiker spiders?
While I am sad to say goodbye to the prospect of Tim Curry, I am THRILLED to say my current tranny is totally FINE.
Margie: It’s so hot outside I was feeling frisky like a Labrador pup!
Why yes I did just cuss out my son’s car seat. It deserved it.
(Watching TV) Alex: Oh wow! Me: Non-Newtonian fluids! Alex: I know! Right? #Nerds
Margie: I like purses. They’re fun. And it’s easier than hauling all my stuff in a hat.
Let 2010 be known as the year my kids finally made an attractive gingerbread house!
I realize I washed my debit card, but everyone besides my own bank can still read it. Chase, just another reason you suck.
Holy crap. Onion Sprouts, where have you been all my life?Can we get married??
Dear Me, just because you can handle SOME milk chocolate doesn’t mean you can handle holiday amounts. Kindly remember this next year. Thanks
FYI: Gravy jelly beans are, sadly, not as wonderful as you would expect.
OMFG, you can get some Harry Potter books in Latin, Welsh, Ancient Greek and Irish. #nerdgasm
Elliott, watching the bad guy scene in A Christmas Story: “Oh, the mimes are dead.” Mimes are bad guys, too, so I didn’t correct him.
Elliott last week, when I wore lipstick for the first time in his memory, apparently: “Mommy? What’s WRONG with your mouth?”
ZebraBelly is standing in line behind a woman who clearly forgot her pants.
Guess who can totally honk again? Also roll up her window?and all for $700 less than expected! Woo!
ZebraBelly is teaching her children about the world that is The Brady Bunch. Because I am just that great of a mommy.