Wow. Technology makes me cuss a lot. I mean a lot more.
Screw you, technology, I’m going to bed.
Elliott, in response to Margie’s complaint that the a/c wasn’t cool yet: “Then just lick your hands.” Of course.
The Internet is so boring when everyone on it is asleep on your living room floor.
I just read a news story where they reported that a puma may have been spotted here in CV on streets that don’t exist. I’m so confused.
Really, neighbors? Disco at 4:44 in the morning? Oh help.
I just got a spam comment on TIAW that says, “This ionfrmatoin is off the hizool!” Indeed.
Note to self: Maybe rethink having Jane’s Addiction and Wilson Phillips on the same playlist.
Watching Doctor Who: A Very Steampunk Christmas. It is, indeed, very steampunky.
Here’s hoping 9pm is a respectable bedtime for a grownup.
I thought the point of fruit flies was that they only live for like two days. WHY AREN’T MINE DEAD YET? *cries*
Just got an email offering me a fake Lithuanian ID. Handy.
I now own a bag of teeth. They are my baby teeth, but it’s more amusing if I don’t tell you that.
And just like that I’m all caught up on Doctor Who. I’m free from spoiler-quarantine and ready get nerdy!
I have about 30 piles of To Do’s and more that don’t fit into piles b/c they are verbs, not nouns. Overwhelmed me = wasting time online.
Some lady just told me my kids are highly out of control in a public place. Frankly I think they’re only slightly out of control.
Aw man, I was just one serving of gravy short of a loco moco for breakfast.
You know what I don’t need right now? Ants.
The phone company doesn’t know my phone number. It’s totally Thursday.
It’s not waiting time to poke around Pinterest when I’m on hold on the phone with government offices. Then it’s Important Work.
You know what’s Thursday? Being on hold for an hour and then DROPPING THE CALL. #needchocolate
Two hours on hold today? TOTALLY WORTH the 15 minutes of speaking to an actual person. No sarcasm.
I’m unclear as to why I find house elves so creepy but ood are totally lovable.
Breaking news, y’all – there are sharks in the ocean.
I was up until 1am, I had cookies for breakfast. I’m living the dream. The dream of a five-year-old.
This is what it would look like if I had something interesting to say.
Margie: I think my earliest memory is…. sitting… and being BORED.
Kids are making me watch Tangled and my first thought is why does it begin exactly like Army of Ghosts?
You know what’s the opposite of awesome? Driving for 45 min to see a movie and then not seeing the movie.
It’s a very Dreamworks moon tonight.