Facebook is Awesome. You Should See My Spoons.

23 08 2011

I’m not trying to peer pressure anyone into joining Facebook or anything. Not even under an assumed name just like in my dream that was totally psychic* that one time. But these were so awesome I wanted to save them forever and ever in my pensieve (which is, you know, this blog). I’ve done my best to make things anonymousish by color coding and using internet names and/or first names only instead of social security numbers, but if anyone here is uncomfortable with this, I’ll totally remove it, or re-edit the images to be more private. I’ll make you Kermit T. Frog (just like I made Jen Following T. Road) if you want. Well, not just if you WANT cause I’m busy and really should not have wasted time by doing this tonight, but I will totally make you Kermie if you need privacy.

Basically, Facebook is an awesome place where you can get great advice. And also discuss whether “Cavernous Vajayjay” makes a better name for a band or a soccer team.

*About what I’ve now forgotten. See what happens when I don’t blog properly?

you should see my spoons

cavernous vajayjays

 

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11 responses

23 08 2011
bethany actually

I think most of my best FB conversations have involved you, Bon. So basically, you are what makes FB great. (Sonja used to make it great too, but she’s not there anymore. *Sniff.*)

23 08 2011
bethany actually

Also, I didn’t participate in the first conversation, but I remember Like-ing your first “you should see my spoons” comment because I’d recently been to your home and TOTALLY knew what you were talking about. ♥

23 08 2011
Sonja

YOUR SPOONS ARE ENORMOUS!

Damn you, Facebook. I hate that you’re funny behind my back like that.

24 08 2011
Corey

If Bonnie is what makes FB great, and Bex says that the vagina thread wins the internet, then by my mathematical calculations Bonnie, you win the internet(s). What are you going to do first? Duh! Go to Disneyland!

24 08 2011
ZebraBelly

If I win the internets, I bet I could BUY Disneyland.

24 08 2011
clearheart

Very nice try Bonnie.
But since the winningest people on the internets are you and Vickii, I’d still prefer to just be VK’s with you in person. Not that I want to kick YOUR VJ’s, cavernous or not. Just some VJ’s of the interrupting asshats who comment on our perfect children.
And are you trying to draw me out about the time I threatened to stab Steve in the neck with a spoon? Because I was totally serious. I couldn’t be bothered to go back to the kitchen to find a fork after chasing him all the way back to the bedroom with the spoon in my hand.

24 08 2011
ZebraBelly

Haha! I’d forgotten that. Well, obviously my subconscious hadn’t.

Let’s get VK tshirts.

24 08 2011
Following T. Road

You should see my spoons.

They are neither large, nor small. It’s just still fun to write.

What you *should* see is my cereal bowls. They are quite impressive. Plus, I think that would make a great pick-up line at a bar. The only way to see my cereal bowls is to come home with me and spend the night. The next time I’m single, I’m using that one.

24 08 2011
ZebraBelly

I wish I could “like” things here. I’d like that comment, Following T. Road.

24 08 2011
Jen

I changed my name because Following T. Road is full of awesomeness and now I am awaiting moderation. Damn you, WordPress! You can’t moderate me. I will not be moderated!

31 08 2011
bethany actually

Huh. Is this really the last post you wrote? I feel like you’ve written another one since then. Maybe I am thinking of your OYB post.

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