ZebraBelly JUST SAW TWO DEER!!!1!!
ZebraBelly JUST SAW WILD TURKEYS!!! (All the way.)
Lightning flashes all night. Slight panic attack. Three separate pee trips. One 5am drive to the bathroom. Bring on the coffee.
And yet the quiet cool morning in the forrest and the pitter patter of rain falling gently on my tent make the 3 1/2 hrs of sleep worth it.
Oh so THIS is what clean feels like. Lovely. Even so, I miss the mountains already.
Elliott: Eeny meeny miney moe, catch a tiger by his toe. If he cries no one can see you!
ZebraBelly is making her kids put socks on her feet. That’s homeschool, right?
Elliott: Hey, oh man! We didn’t go anywhere today!
ZebraBelly just saw 1 tree sway violently in the foilage off the 163. Pretty sure it was velociraptors.
Oh no! More velocir-
Holy crap. I just survived the SkyFari!!
Know what’s fun? If you said, “Overtired, hungry little boys” you answered WRONG.
Elliott: When I grow up I’m going to be a swim teacher. And when I’m more grown up I’ll be a grownup.
it’s almost 10 and I’ve not done anything productive, nor asked productivity of the kids. I blame my uterus.
My son is wandering around the house clutching his belly with a worried look on his face. Turns out he’s just trying not to drop the Legos.
By the way, on Thursday I learned that mating Galapagos tortoises make disturbing groaning sounds. Just FYI cause I know you were wondering.
ZebraBelly just drove through Old Town. Got hungry.
Hiked at my happy place today and now listening to the family play Beatles Rockband. Like.
So tired. Successfully taught borrowing today to the 8yo. Now must watch BABIES. Yes, all caps. Due to extreme cute. This is a boring tweet.
An oompah band sure would make this headache more entertaining.
I can’t tell if it’s more convenient to try 6 times to deposit a check on my iPhone or just go to the damn bank.
ZebraBelly just tried to make Margie my indentured servant. She said no. Damn.
You know all these anti-Jerry Brown ads only serve to make me want to vote for Jerry Brown.
To the person who tore off my No on 8 sticker – don’t you know that for every one stolen, two more grow back?
ZebraBelly’s kids are pretty incredible.❤
Overheard and misunderstood at the pumpkin patch: “Don’t get out of line or else someone will cut you.”
It’s chilly and muddy at the pumpkin patch. Which is quaint. But I just don’t really understand this thing they call… “weather.”
ZebraBelly is wondering if I should apologize to the celebrity I mildly stalked when I was 14?
Um. So it just occurs to me that Martin Blank is totally younger than I am now. #omigod #iamsoold
After listening to the directions for how to pin the tail on the dragon, my son shouts: WE HAVE TO PRETEND SOMEONE IS BEATING US??
Oh holy cow. Elliott broke a plate and Margie’s has the bigger emotional breakdown. How is that normal?
ZebraBelly is watching Sesame Street from 1974 with the kids despite the warning. I live on the edge.
PS it’s totally episode #666. Doubly dangerous.
ZebraBelly has been married for ten years now. ♥
ZebraBelly just learned that spiders pop. Is forever traumatized. *shiver* *cry* Kids, also traumatized, but only because of all my screaming.
Another year of Healthy Families! Yay!
Wow. We’re getting Cox Cable. Only those who’ve suffered the ghetto that is CV Cable can understand the joy I feel at this! Free at last!!
On the other hand , I guess we’ll have to say goodbye to the random free pay channels. I’ll miss you, Big Love.
Rocky Horror = best Glee ever! A curvy female Frank-n-Furter? Boys with body image issues? Glee, I love you for changing the world.
ZebraBelly just got a letter from my insurance company. For the first time ever, I actually LIKE what it says. Thanks, @BarackObama ! ♥