ZebraBelly is wondering why my coffee tastes like toothpaste? Screw you, Thursday.
ZebraBelly just learned there is a princess buried in Lemon Grove. I love you, @KPBS
ZebraBelly is feeling stabby this morning.
FYI, internet, it helps to turn the oven on when baking things. You’re welcome.
ZebraBelly is watching MC Hammer videos and wondering, “WHY, early 90’s? Why?” Is also wondering why no one ever says “homeboy” anymore.
ZebraBelly just realized I forgot to celebrate 1 year of gluten free (Sept 1)!
ZebraBelly also forgot to celebrate 20 years of “being a woman” (Aug 13). Yes I do remember the date, thankyouverymuch.
ZebraBelly is practicing her mad yelling skillz. What? That’s not a skill? Shit.
ZebraBelly thinks its pretty fucked up that @CBS8 made a point of filming and airing video of the dead orca’s body. Rest in peace, Sumar.
Elliott: “Dr. Tube is climbing a mountain. Why is he climbing a mountain?” It’s like some sort of massive geek hybrid.
I would commit murder for a slice of Sbarro today. FYI.
Elliott: “Captain Cake is climbing the mountain. Why is he climbing the mountain?” Me: “Mmmm. Cake.”
Peaches are assholes. How else can one kind of fruit repeatedly be both rotten and unripe at the same time. See? Assholes.
ZebraBelly just found an ENTIRE book dedicated to yoni-shaped rocks in San Diego. Who wants to go vulva hunting with me?
When I’m elected, I promise bacon every day!
ZebraBelly is at Henry’s remembering why I HATE PEOPLE.
ZebraBelly almost just set her fingers on fire. It’s that kind of day.
Hell YEAH I had a giant bowl of pesto for lunch. And it made (almost) everything better.
FYI – I dislike clowns, magicians and puppet shows. Balloon animals and bouncy houses totally rock, though.
Whenever I say “ASAP” Margie hears “Aesop” and gets confused.
Popcorn, cookies and Pepsi Throwback at almost 10pm. Dinner of champions.
My son just grabbed me around the neck and called me his “sweetie mommy.” I think I’ll keep him. ❤
ZebraBelly is cussing out her pumpkin bread.
ZebraBelly just found a leopard print thong in with the clean laundry. Ah the joys of a community laundry room.
Catching up on last season's episodes of Fringe. I hope we never have the kind of earthquake that makes people grow extra limbs.
Elliott on the subject of broccoli: "I'm never gonna do my green fing (thing)!"
Dear Summer, we regret to inform you that due to your recent tardiness, your services are no longer needed. Sincerely, People of San Diego
Dear Pimples, No thank you. Signed, My Face
Why yes I AM planning to eat this entire spaghetti squash by myself. Get your own.
I WAS going to tweet that I'm grumping out, but I Googled it just to be safe and apparently that's the opposite of what I'm doing.
Maybe I'm getting my grump on, then.
Elliott just ROCKED his swimming lesson!!!
If Jesus says it, you must do it: RT @jesus EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
But I totally WANTED the song from Arthur, dammit. #Glee Also, more Air Supply, pls. Kthx.
Thunder!! It’s kind of fun. Until tomorrow when I’m in the mountains and will probably die of it somehow.
Margie thought the lyrics were, “I was singin’, ladies!”
We saw a double rainbow tonight outside Trader Joe’s and Elliott made a lady crack up by crying, “WHAT DOES IT MEAN??”