Hot, Fresh August Tweets

1 09 2010

ZebraBelly is taking her kids to the police department. But just for a tour.
4:48 PM Aug 3rd via Twitter for iPhone

ZebraBelly just followed Pee Wee. Is wondering if I’ll regret it.
Sat Aug 07 2010 10:16:03 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

ZebraBelly totally just saw a bike gang. As in bicycle.
Sun Aug 08 2010 09:14:37 (Pacific Daylight Time) via mobile web

ZebraBelly is having “Freezer Surprise” for dinner. It’s got tomatoes. I’ll know more when it’s defrosted.
Mon Aug 09 2010 09:36:30 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

So far today I’ve stolen two figs and held a funeral for a spider. That’s all normal, right?
Tue Aug 10 2010 09:20:58 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

Margie and I are having a heated debate as to whether Zorak is a mantis or a locust. I vote mantis.
Wed Aug 11 2010 15:55:11 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

It’s kind of too early for lunch. Shall I just have second breakfast?
Thu Aug 12 2010 10:44:17 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

Home. Happy. Making up for sleepless time spent starwatching.
Fri Aug 13 2010 13:52:16 (Pacific Daylight Time) via Twitter for iPhone

ZebraBelly just watched the Dead Like Me movie. I shall regret it always. Even the addition of Desmond Hume didn’t make it better.
Fri Aug 13 2010 23:41:32 (Pacific Daylight Time) via Twitter for iPhone

ZebraBelly harvested 8 figs today. If by “harvested” I mean “stole”.
Sat Aug 14 2010 19:34:54 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

Trying to work at Borders. All the Carlos Nakai in the world cannot block out Martika’s Toy Soldiers.
Sun Aug 15 2010 13:41:18 (Pacific Daylight Time) via Twitter for iPhone

NOT that I have a problem with Martika. Cause I totally don’t.
Sun Aug 15 2010 13:41:59 (Pacific Daylight Time) via Twitter for iPhone

ZebraBelly is about to go completely postal on my cable provider. No Food Network? WTF?
Sun Aug 15 2010 16:38:13 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

I can watch HBO for free, but I can’t watch the fricking FOOD NETWORK? Fail.
Sun Aug 15 2010 16:41:17 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

ALSO? The TV Guide channel doesn’t bother to tell you what’s on TV. Nice.
Sun Aug 15 2010 16:41:37 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

I found fruit flies humping on my fig this morning. Oh. So THAT’s how today is going to be, then.
Tue Aug 17 2010 09:15:07 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

ZebraBelly had a brief moment of panic when I thought @BlogHer forgot to send me a check, and then realized I had grabbed an old paystub. Need coffee.
Tue Aug 17 2010 12:55:54 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

Yup. This morning’s fruit fly prophecy was accurate.
Tue Aug 17 2010 20:42:14 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

ZebraBelly is getting Rickrolled in Borders.
Wed Aug 18 2010 19:25:31 (Pacific Daylight Time) via Twitter for iPhone

Also I’m pretty sure Prince made my coffee.
Wed Aug 18 2010 19:30:12 (Pacific Daylight Time) via Twitter for iPhone

It’s the kind of day where I am throwing frozen hot dogs at my kids and calling it dinner.
Thu Aug 19 2010 16:42:18 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

ZebraBelly is at Starlight Bowl to watch Hello Dolly!
Thu Aug 19 2010 20:02:46 (Pacific Daylight Time) via Twitter for iPhone

Local city government just txt’d me to let me know theft of catalytic converters is on the rise. That’s normal, right? All of it?
Fri Aug 20 2010 16:59:08 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

ZebraBelly heard the weather report for the week and decided now’s as good a time as any to move to the North Pole.
Mon Aug 23 2010 09:05:48 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

Elliott: Want to hear a joke? I can’t talk in Spanish, but I can eat in Spanish!
Tue Aug 24 2010 07:49:37 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

When I told Elliott we’re going to go see The Muppets Take Manhattan he asked, “Why do they take the hat??”
Tue Aug 24 2010 07:50:31 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

ZebraBelly thinks it’s completely unfair when other people try to steal the figs *I* was planning to steal.
Wed Aug 25 2010 10:26:40 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

Just curious: would you hire a landscaping company called Le Perv? Just. You know. Wondering.
Wed Aug 25 2010 13:31:01 (Pacific Daylight Time) via Twitter for iPhone

ZebraBelly just tried to go bowling but the ENTIRE alley was closed for a fund raiser. Now I’m pouting.
Sat Aug 28 2010 16:23:31 (Pacific Daylight Time) via Twitter for iPhone

No matter how many times I watch the Great Muppet Caper, it always takes me until the end of the movie to get the Baseball Diamond joke.
Mon Aug 30 2010 10:07:58 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

Is my hair really brown? I just noticed.
Mon Aug 30 2010 12:37:50 (Pacific Daylight Time) via Twitter for iPhone

1 of the items on my to do list says, “Org. my plang.” This induces giggles every time I look at it. If only I could remember what it means.
Mon Aug 30 2010 15:22:12 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

ZebraBelly is not having a very good First Okra experience. Screw you, Okra.
Mon Aug 30 2010 17:40:22 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web

When my kids speak fake Spanish they mostly just say “taco”. That’s only a little racist, right? Wait. Is it racist if they ARE Mexican?
about 21 hours ago via web

My house smells like roast beef. If you’re looking for me in the next 3 hours, I’ll just be over here drooling on the crock pot.
about 16 hours ago via web

I think my potatoes are whistling in the oven. That wouldn’t be MY reaction to being baked, but hey. To each their own.
about 14 hours ago via web

Baked ALIVE, I mean. Maybe whistling is exactly how I’d react to being the other kind of baked. I wouldn’t know.
about 14 hours ago via web

Dammit, Basil, PERK UP. There is no excuse for your moping around like this. I gave you fresh water. Don’t MAKE me have pesto for breakfast.
about 10 hours ago via web

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