Last Tweets of the Year

6 01 2010

Zebrabelly is off to the cemetery to visit my grandparents.
1:01 PM Nov 1st, 2009 from mobile web

Holy shit – someone just walked into my apartment! She got the wrong one. This is the SECOND time this has happened this year! *faints*
7:16 PM Nov 1st, 2009 from web

So far today I’ve been insulted by glitter, rammed into by a woman who then informed me I am “touchy” and dealt with stupid Target employees
12:22 PM Nov 4th, 2009 from mobile web

IS GOING TO SEE TMBG!!! I just bought tickets for the November show here! Woo! It’s been too long!
2:56 PM Nov 5th, 2009 from web

Zebrabelly’s legs hurt in the worst way after a steeper-than-expected hike this morning. OW.
8:03 PM Nov 6th, 2009 from web

Zebrabelly just remembered about arnica!
10:27 PM Nov 6th, 2009 from mobile web

I’m your only friend. I’m not your only friend, but I’m a little glowing friend but really i’m not actually your friend but I am.
7:23 AM Nov 7th, 2009 from mobile web

Zebrabelly just spent $7 on 3 shirts @ Hot Topic. That is actually cheaper than our Starbucks order this morning.
3:57 PM Nov 8th, 2009 from mobile web

Zebrabelly just installed a new toilet seat!
6:52 PM Nov 8th, 2009 from web

Zebrabelly discovered today that the knobs come off the stove for easy cleaning. Who knew?
7:30 PM Nov 8th, 2009 from web

Zebrabelly is totally a muggle.
3:23 PM Nov 9th, 2009 from mobile web

is reading the Iliad while listening to ragtime. It’s a strange combo.
1:29 PM Nov 10th, 2009 from web

Elliott is starting to become interested in guns. But doesn’t really know what they are called. So he calls them “boomers”.
12:19 PM Nov 11th, 2009 from web

No one ever gets what they want and that is beautiful. Everybody dies frustrated and sad and that is beautiful.
5:25 PM Nov 11th, 2009 from web

Elliott is wearing a cape and running around the house pretending to be… Word Girl. Yup.
1:40 PM Nov 12th, 2009 from web

Tell me how can I sing like a girl without being objectified as if I were a girl?
1:32 PM Nov 14th, 2009 from mobile web

Dear Independant Coffee Shops, pls stop proving Starbucks right. Kthx.
3:24 PM Nov 14th, 2009 from mobile web

Scratch that last bit… FUCKING FLY in my coffee?? Starbucks=FAIL.
4:04 PM Nov 14th, 2009 from web

Zebrabelly has a turkey in her fridge.
9:00 AM Nov 16th, 2009 from web

12 hours from now – TMBG! Yay!
8:24 AM Nov 17th, 2009 from web

Every time I pour a cup of tea, I miss Douglas Adams.
2:04 PM Nov 17th, 2009 from web

is eating chicken bones. It’s an odd sensation.
3:57 PM Nov 17th, 2009 from web

I don’t like the way it feels on my teeth, but it’s so weird to EAT BONES that I kind of can’t stop. This must be the way a t-rex felt.
4:02 PM Nov 17th, 2009 from web

Kids kicked us out of the house. And we’re off. I feel like a grownup!
5:33 PM Nov 17th, 2009 from mobile web

is in line. Has to pee.
6:46 PM Nov 17th, 2009 from mobile web

Everyone is facing me so I can’t put my phone back in my bra.
8:39 PM Nov 17th, 2009 from mobile web

Accordianz are teh awesome. Puppets rule. TMBG=Full of WIN! ❤
11:21 PM Nov 17th, 2009 from mobile web

Zebrabelly is off to pick up a wedding dress!
9:52 AM Nov 21st, 2009 from mobile web

Zebrabelly just paid $7 for bacon chocolate. No shit.
10:35 AM Nov 21st, 2009 from mobile web

My son just had a bad dream about something bad happening to the letter D.
10:14 PM Nov 22nd, 2009 from mobile web

Can someone check to see if Hell has frozen over? I'm caught up on laundry.
5:38 PM Nov 23rd, 2009 from web

TGDinner prep underway: Cornbread cooked and cubed, now drying. Later: Cranberry Sauce. Tomorrow? Brine.
9:15 AM Nov 24th, 2009 from web

Elliott: Tickle my arm! Oh, too late – my arm turned into a guitar. And you can't tickle a guitar.
10:41 AM Nov 25th, 2009 from web

Thanksgiving Dinner Injury #1: Ow.
11:19 AM Nov 25th, 2009 from web

TGD Injury #2 is even stupider than the first and I won't give you the benefit of laughing at me by telling you what it is.
12:49 PM Nov 25th, 2009 from web

Pomegranates seeded. Cranberry sauce cooling. $130 roasting pan purchased. *cry* Next: Crust and Pumpkin Pie.
4:03 PM Nov 25th, 2009 from web

Zebrabelly is trying very hard to remember to be thankful to her uterus despite the cramps and the 25-day cycle. (Apologies to males who may read this)
11:28 AM Nov 26th, 2009 from web

Margie: Mom said no toy guns. Alex: It's not a gun, it's a phaser! *cough*geek*cough*
3:30 PM Nov 26th, 2009 from web

Dinner is eaten and done. Now to throw the bones in the crock. Oh and pie.
5:33 PM Nov 26th, 2009 from web

Zebrabelly just cuddled a very hot little boy to sleep.
12:27 PM Nov 27th, 2009 from web

Zebrabelly is watching Star Trek. Or will be momentarily.
8:55 PM Nov 27th, 2009 from web

Is it wrong that Nero reminds me of Billy Corgan?
9:57 PM Nov 27th, 2009 from mobile web

There is something so much less edible about turkey bones than chicken. I think they are simply bigger, more human. Creepy.
11:35 PM Nov 27th, 2009 from web

Hot chocolate, pomegranate seeds, Ewan McGregor. Nice.
8:49 PM Nov 28th, 2009 from mobile web

Dear Local News, Chelsea Clinton's engagement does not qualify for *breaking* news. Take care to remember the boy who cried wolf.
9:18 AM Nov 30th, 2009 from web

PBS Kids was preempted by the president's speech. Obama is ruining my son's life.
5:15 PM Dec 1st, 2009 from web

In the night, Elliott woke up to find his hand asleep – he told me, "My hand is trying to find me. Help!"
12:06 PM Dec 2nd, 2009 from web

The thing about Tiger Woods is that he wasn't famous for his fabulous marriage. Let the man golf. That is all I have to say on the subject.
8:47 AM Dec 3rd, 2009 from web

Zebrabelly is at Balboa Park having a fantastic time!
5:26 PM Dec 4th, 2009 from mobile web

Wow someone dressed as Santa is totally stripping sorta.
7:45 PM Dec 4th, 2009 from mobile web

Elliott, when I didn't turn up the volume on the TMBG song: "Now, WOOK! You made me MISS IT!"
9:57 AM Dec 5th, 2009 from web

Zebrabelly is fluffing a holiday tree.
1:16 PM Dec 5th, 2009 from web

Rain! Rain!! RAIN!!
7:48 AM Dec 7th, 2009 from web

Zebrabelly just pulled the car out from under the car port in the hopes of getting a free and environmentally-friendly car wash.
10:11 AM Dec 7th, 2009 from web

Elliott: "Can I have a napkin.org?"
6:17 PM Dec 7th, 2009 from web

Dear San Diego Media, When Mission Valley floods, it's not news. Sincerely, Your Viewers, Listeners and Readers
8:19 AM Dec 8th, 2009 from web

And a message to my sore throat: No one invited you. No one wants you. Kindly leave. Now. Take my snot with you.
9:36 AM Dec 8th, 2009 from web

Elliott, after receiving a butterfly kiss: "Your eye-hairs tickle me!"
6:19 PM Dec 8th, 2009 from web

We are now a microwave-free family. Due to the fact that it sort of exploded last night.
11:02 AM Dec 11th, 2009 from web

Zebrabelly is heading into Target. Will sneeze on anyone acting like an asshole.
1:10 PM Dec 12th, 2009 from mobile web

Zebrabelly is only nibbling at the pot roast to make sure it's done. It is. It still is. Just checked again – still done. Better make sure once more.
6:23 PM Dec 14th, 2009 from web

Zebrabelly is studying up on Eddie Izzard so I can be cool, too. Got a bit lost during the part where he spoke French.
9:47 PM Dec 14th, 2009 from mobile web

fyi – there is a spider on my laptop screen. eek
8:32 PM Dec 20th, 2009 from web

The sun is born again this morning, the days grow longer from here on out! Happy Yule! Happy Solstice!
11:28 AM Dec 21st, 2009 from web

FACT: chocolate oranges are popular at the holidays b/c the Ancient People preserved their fruit in chocolate. Same with their marshmallows.
1:43 PM Dec 22nd, 2009 from web

Andromeda Strain: As it turns out – anti-climactic.
4:24 PM Dec 22nd, 2009 from web

Elliott spelled "car" before he even opened his eyes this morning. When I giggled he said, "don't laugh-it's just a word!"
11:43 AM Dec 25th, 2009 from mobile web

Just so happened across the perfect French Press last night. Is in love. ♥♥♥♥♥
9:06 AM Dec 28th, 2009 from web

Zebrabelly becomes mildly homicidal when the EGGS DON'T PEEL RIGHT.
11:44 AM Dec 28th, 2009 from web

Zebrabelly is baking French bread?
4:07 PM Dec 28th, 2009 from web

Now THAT was an earthquake.
10:52 AM Dec 30th, 2009 from web

According to Margie: Red Robin is the opposite of a dentist office because the TVs are in the floor, not the ceiling.
1:37 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from mobile web

Oh dear Lord, KUSI just counted down to the New Year at 10:38pm. I could not make this shit up.
10:42 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from web

John Coleman is either drunk or deceased. It's hard to tell with him.
10:43 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from web

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3 responses

6 01 2010
superbrendah

awesome.

6 01 2010
bethany actually

“FACT: chocolate oranges are popular at the holidays b/c the Ancient People preserved their fruit in chocolate. Same with their marshmallows.”

That one made me laugh out loud. People looked at me funny, till I read it to them. Then they laughed too.

I’m sorry we missed seeing you again tonight! We were just too pooped. Hope the show was good!

20 01 2010
Katherine

Someone walked into your aparment too????

That happened to me last week! I was oddly calm about it, too. Though now I always lock the deadbolt. Thank God I wasn’t naked. I would have died.

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