My son doesn’t like to look at poop. He has come up with an ingenious technique for dealing with this: he closes his eyes. He keeps them closed as he gets off the potty, hangs up his tiny seat and flushes. It’s terribly cute and funny. Today, as I went in to wipe his butt, he told me I should close my eyes.
“Oh, but I can’t because I need to make sure your butt is clean.”
“You LIKE to look at poop?”
“Well, then. Close your eyes.” (I can almost hear the “dumbass” that should follow that statement.)
Bonus question: How old were your kids when you stopped wiping them? I figure I have at least six months from potty training (last June) before I begin that next step.