Alex asks, “Is Margie singing ‘Like a Prayer’?” Yes, honey. Yes, she is.
6:09 PM May 5th from web
Thank you goats and buffalo and sheep for the dairy I can eat. Cows: screw you.
6:20 PM May 6th from web
Margie’s song in the bathtub: Ducky goonnnnnnnna die!
4:49 PM May 7th from mobile web
Elliott’s tub song: If the bridge is falling dowwwwnnn! WTF w/ the negativity in the bath?
4:52 PM May 7th from mobile web
Me: Joking about the swine flu. Margie: “I don’t think that’s very educational.”
8:28 AM May 8th from web
Me: What do you want for a snack? Elliott: I fink cheese and chips might work.
9:51 AM May 8th from web
Elliott wearing my hat and sunglasses: Am I cuti-ful?
3:46 PM May 12th from mobile web
Elliott being silly with the birthday song the other day: “Happy birthday to FUCK!” Took me a minute to realize he meant “fork”. Whew!
12:06 PM May 17th from web
just saw thunderheads beyond the mountains. First of the season. *happy sigh*
1:29 PM May 19th from mobile web
I ❤ homeschooling: M heard the phrase "Civil War" and announced, "Civil War? That's when President Lincoln died!"
10:39 AM May 21st from web
When I get old, I am going to live in a strawberry field and spend all day long sitting there eating sun-warmed strawberries.
6:20 PM May 21st from web
just passed on my last sling to a new mama. Unsure where to put my children now.
3:54 PM May 24th from mobile web
Just got laid by james. Heh. Still funny after all these years.
10:16 AM May 26th from mobile web