And this ad seems to want to fail them all. Before I get into the details, here, I would like to say I found this in a science magazine The Husband brought home. Science. So you’d think it’s a somewhat reliable source of information. Apparently, this does not extend to the advertisements it takes.
First, the obvious: The ad was printed upside-down. I cannot figure out whether this was some blatantly stupid mistake or a marketing ploy far beyond my own intelligence.
Second: The fact that the website you are directed to for more info sounds pretty damn racist if you ask me.
Third: The famous immortality rings? Famous? Really? If they are so famous, how come people keep dying? Huh? I have heard of only one famous ring which supposedly brings immortality, but it was pretty clear about being just the one ring.
In summation, I would just like to say: WTF?
You must get them. They are only $45! What a steal for immortality.