Rules to Make Life With a 3-Year-Old Easier

15 04 2009

It is best to provide bananas which are free of brown spots to avoid kids freaking out and having big, loud meltdowns in which they scream all afternoon at you no matter what you do.

Unless, of course, that child happened to want his banana “dirty” and you’ve sentenced yourself to an afternoon of big, loud meltdowns in which he screams all afternoon at you no matter what you do.

Yay.

IMPORTANT UPDATE: One way to cheer up a child is to ask them to draw pictures of people barfing. Another way is to throw objects around the room at great speed. Also, you can toss the child himself around the room so long as he hands on something soft.

Conclusion: Kids are nuts. The end.

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2 responses

15 04 2009
Elaine

Sounds like 3yo logic.

15 04 2009
Corey

I LOVE the brown spots! Bananas are like candy.

Invest in ear plugs.

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