I am, in no particular order... single mom, friend, hippie, liberal, Pagan, woman, attachment parent, paranoid, anxious, novice photographer, homeschooler, former breastfeeder, hiker, camper, dysfunctional, adult child of an alcoholic, hilarious, listener, sincere, honest, knitter, semi-crafty and artistic, feminist, writer, Doctor Who Addict, independent, mildly self-absorbed.
But I LIKE to roller skate on the ceiling!
You must have had a very fun grandmother. I did. Mine had a sign on the hall bathroom doorway that said PAY TOILET FIVE CENTS.