And a note to the good people of San Diego:

10 02 2009

Chances are, you chose to live here because of the weather. Or perhaps, like me, you were born here and give a general “Hell no!” to the thought of ever moving somewhere with actual weather. Either way, let me remind you that the lack of rain means WE DON’T GET ENOUGH RAIN. That means we have a drought every so often. That mean you have to cut back on your water usage. If you do not, we will run out of water and you will DIE.*

And, yet, you complain about water restrictions. To you I say: “WTF?”

WTF, indeed.

*This may be a slight exaggeration.

Note to self:

10 02 2009

When you put the bread in the oven, it’s best to take the cloth off the top of it first.

Just sayin’.