Like a Racehorse

1 04 2008

I told M that I had to pee like a racehorse (because I am classy like that) and then had to explain exactly what that meant. And I’m not really 100% sure I know what it means, but I’m assuming it has to do with the firehose-like stream of urine that large horses spew forth (told you I’m classy). But, in true Zebra fashion, I sat right back down with my coffee.

Peeing is overrated. Internet important.

A few minutes later she asks if I’d peed yet. I told her “no.” She replied with, “Well, now you have to pee like a Clydesdale!”

Too true.