Today I learned that ants can swim.
Jan 3
Margie is trying to make me bet against myself in a battle of laundry. Also she says this tweet isn’t funny.
Jan 4
Today I am grateful for autocorrect on my computer so I don’t have to bother actually learning to spell words like “euphemism.”
Jan 10
Me and Liz Lemon are gonna hang out and eat a mug cake and then watch Secret Diary of a Call Girl. I am prepared to feel scandalized.
Jan 13
My first trip to Fresh and Easy with the Prius and all the hybrid spots are taken by non-hybrids. I wanna rumble.
Jan 16
Ok. I know this is a little belated, but: HORACE GOODSPEED IN LOST WAS THAT ASSHOLE IN THE GREEN MILE? #ThingsTheXFilesTaughtMe
Jan 18
I told Margie to read Island of the Blue Dolphins today. So she did. All of it.
Jan 25
Gordon Gano, I will ALWAYS go to the prom with you.
Jan 28
Another connection that watching the X Files brought me to: the sheriff in True Blood is Larry (as in Darry & Darryl). That was unexpected.
Jan 28
Mulder just said, “Pardon my rubber.” I just wanted to share that with you.
Jan 28
Every time I attempt cow-free mac & cheese it winds up looking like something Lane Meyer’s mom might make.
Jan 30
