My new favorite website: http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/ (It gets extra points for making the URL be a sentence.) According to this site, these are things I will probably Tweet at some point.
LOVE. Grudgingly. I ASSUME.
Squished a fork. WTF sore throat?
Sadly not wearing pants.
Dear Internets: What is emo. Oh wait, never mind.
Important stabby update: Being on blues clues
Reavers are great! I get an immersion blender.
I’m really weird. Dear Internets: What is watching Home Made Simple for me. Every color is pissed off.
Laughing quietly to it evil evil. They suck today. It’s way better than poo.
The cervix-punching was wise. Oh no!
Duuuude. Just scored 123 points on the San Onofre nuclear power plant.
The world wildlife fed sued them like a fucking room.
Elliott’s review of Firefly: WTF sore.
Dear dude I’m really sucks. In every way. Except the Ides. oh sad.
OMG THAT’S WHAT I think. At any rate he is dead as Mickey Mouse, but I’m really weird. … space donuts?
You know this morning. is more fact than fiction.
And triple check. Just made squash soup.
Tonight’s popcorn: lemon pepper. Yes. Wanna know that Wonderfalls is seriously scary to me. Every time.
And now on your daughter sings the flaky.
My kitchen was running.
Evil. You are safe. The whole point of it. Important stabby so hard.
It’s normal to spell vulva before they are stuck together.
Sad dalek is my life. just surprised.
It’s here! ♥?
And why yes, I am AWESOME. Bow to the Bieber-scented bracelet. Srsly.
PS. I’m just being woken up cause I’m using the real phone in my gparent’s old house.
Sadly not scared of the flaky.
Squished a teen.
Saw a sticker that indicated the bottom of the bottom of me. Every time.
It’s more fun with a miracle. yup. After being an immersion blender.
Temple of the shirtless Indy bits. That part doesn’t suck it.
Sad dalek ain’t appropriate.. Hells yeah. Contact paper can suck it.
Squished a miracle. yup.
True story. it’s time to get lost eight times.
Dude. I just surprised.
Found something resembling a bitchin’ rockstar from Mars. Srsly, Hilton?
Today is better when we started using the Force.
PS. I’m laughing.