ZebraBelly JUST SAW TWO DEER!!!1!!
1 Oct
ZebraBelly JUST SAW WILD TURKEYS!!! (All the way.)
1 Oct
Lightning flashes all night. Slight panic attack. Three separate pee trips. One 5am drive to the bathroom. Bring on the coffee.
2 Oct
And yet the quiet cool morning in the forrest and the pitter patter of rain falling gently on my tent make the 3 1/2 hrs of sleep worth it.
2 Oct
Oh so THIS is what clean feels like. Lovely. Even so, I miss the mountains already.
2 Oct
Elliott: Eeny meeny miney moe, catch a tiger by his toe. If he cries no one can see you!
2 Oct
ZebraBelly is making her kids put socks on her feet. That’s homeschool, right?
4 Oct
Elliott: Hey, oh man! We didn’t go anywhere today!
4 Oct
ZebraBelly just saw 1 tree sway violently in the foilage off the 163. Pretty sure it was velociraptors.
6 Oct
Oh no! More velocir-
6 Oct
Holy crap. I just survived the SkyFari!!
7 Oct
Know what’s fun? If you said, “Overtired, hungry little boys” you answered WRONG.
8 Oct
Elliott: When I grow up I’m going to be a swim teacher. And when I’m more grown up I’ll be a grownup.
10 Oct
it’s almost 10 and I’ve not done anything productive, nor asked productivity of the kids. I blame my uterus.
12 Oct
My son is wandering around the house clutching his belly with a worried look on his face. Turns out he’s just trying not to drop the Legos.
12 Oct
By the way, on Thursday I learned that mating Galapagos tortoises make disturbing groaning sounds. Just FYI cause I know you were wondering.
12 Oct
ZebraBelly just drove through Old Town. Got hungry.
15 Oct
Hiked at my happy place today and now listening to the family play Beatles Rockband. Like.
16 Oct
So tired. Successfully taught borrowing today to the 8yo. Now must watch BABIES. Yes, all caps. Due to extreme cute. This is a boring tweet.
18 Oct
An oompah band sure would make this headache more entertaining.
18 Oct
I can’t tell if it’s more convenient to try 6 times to deposit a check on my iPhone or just go to the damn bank.
19 Oct
ZebraBelly just tried to make Margie my indentured servant. She said no. Damn.
19 Oct
You know all these anti-Jerry Brown ads only serve to make me want to vote for Jerry Brown.
20 Oct
To the person who tore off my No on 8 sticker – don’t you know that for every one stolen, two more grow back?
20 Oct
ZebraBelly’s kids are pretty incredible. <3
20 Oct
Overheard and misunderstood at the pumpkin patch: “Don’t get out of line or else someone will cut you.”
21 Oct
It’s chilly and muddy at the pumpkin patch. Which is quaint. But I just don’t really understand this thing they call… “weather.”
21 Oct
ZebraBelly is wondering if I should apologize to the celebrity I mildly stalked when I was 14?
22 Oct
Um. So it just occurs to me that Martin Blank is totally younger than I am now. #omigod #iamsoold
22 Oct
After listening to the directions for how to pin the tail on the dragon, my son shouts: WE HAVE TO PRETEND SOMEONE IS BEATING US??
23 Oct
Oh holy cow. Elliott broke a plate and Margie’s has the bigger emotional breakdown. How is that normal?
27 Oct
ZebraBelly is watching Sesame Street from 1974 with the kids despite the warning. I live on the edge.
28 Oct
PS it’s totally episode #666. Doubly dangerous.
28 Oct
ZebraBelly has been married for ten years now. ♥
28 Oct
ZebraBelly just learned that spiders pop. Is forever traumatized. *shiver* *cry* Kids, also traumatized, but only because of all my screaming.
29 Oct
Another year of Healthy Families! Yay!
29 Oct
Wow. We’re getting Cox Cable. Only those who’ve suffered the ghetto that is CV Cable can understand the joy I feel at this! Free at last!!
29 Oct
On the other hand , I guess we’ll have to say goodbye to the random free pay channels. I’ll miss you, Big Love.
29 Oct
Rocky Horror = best Glee ever! A curvy female Frank-n-Furter? Boys with body image issues? Glee, I love you for changing the world.
29 Oct
ZebraBelly just got a letter from my insurance company. For the first time ever, I actually LIKE what it says. Thanks, @BarackObama ! ♥
30 Oct
