Dmn vwl tg! http://gmailblog.blogspot.com/2010/04/todays-vowel-outage.html
8:22 AM Apr 1st via web
E is getting his first professional haircut. That means it will actually be straight this time.
10:08 AM Apr 1st via mobile web
All these years later and still seeing planes heading toward downtown on their way to landing at the airport makes my heart skip a beat.
10:12 AM Apr 2nd via mobile web
FINALLY finished the Loch Ness Monster (now named Princess Leia).
6:55 PM Apr 2nd via web
ZebraBelly is surprised to feel slightly less murderous when watching The Doodlebops in cartoon form. But only slightly.
8:05 AM Apr 3rd via web
Is it a bad work ethic to text with the boss’ wife while working?
11:00 AM Apr 3rd via mobile web
OMG, bugs, will you kindly stop leaving your dead bodies for me to dispose of? It’s bad manners and makes me feel all ooky.
11:14 AM Apr 3rd via mobile web
ZebraBelly just bought Mexico for only $3! http://www.flickr.com/photos/zebrabelly/4487614065/
7:16 PM Apr 3rd via web
ZebraBelly just heard a rumor about an ostrich loose in Chula Vista. I’m bitter I missed the horses. Anyone know about this?
11:32 AM Apr 4th via web
DUDE. It is bizarre when the mountain begins shaking beneath your feet. Holy crap.
3:50 PM Apr 4th via mobile web
ZebraBelly thinks we may have a pox. Pok? How do you singularlize it? Margie wants you all to know it’s HER pok.
7:49 PM Apr 4th via web
ZebraBelly never realized a side effect of chicken pox is screaming at brothers.
10:20 AM Apr 6th via web
ZebraBelly is pretty sure Elliott has one tiny pok. Want at least a few more, pls.
3:12 PM Apr 6th via mobile web
Turns out chicken pox makes it hard to watch Lost.
10:35 PM Apr 6th via web
ZebraBelly is stalking the USGS Earthquake Map. It’s quite busy.
10:36 PM Apr 6th via web
ZebraBelly is out running errands. Happy to report the world outside does, in fact, still exist.
10:48 AM Apr 7th via mobile web
As it turns out, running errands without kids goes really fast.
11:29 AM Apr 7th via web
5.5 – First I wondered why I was dizzy. And then why my vertical blinds agreed with me.
9:52 AM Apr 8th via web
Why hasn’t anyone else noted that Eloise said “It’s about time” to Des? Am I the only one who found that interesting? #Lost
9:06 PM Apr 8th via web
ZebraBelly has decided to celebrate the end of Pox, and the birth of a (nearly) eight-year-old with a trip to Disneyland! ♥
9:14 PM Apr 8th via web
ZebraBelly is making some nut butter bars-recipe by the folks who brought you the “Impossible Pina Colada Pie”. Let’s hope this one is less impossible.
11:31 AM Apr 9th via web
Every so often I wonder why all the grown-ups left me alone with these kids. And then I remember I *am* the grown-up.
9:31 PM Apr 9th via web
ZebraBelly is wondering why no one ever cooks MC’s like a pound of bacon anymore. Mmmmm bacon.
5:53 PM Apr 10th via mobile web
ZebraBelly is getting a pedicure and some tattoos today. Body Art by Margie.
10:53 AM Apr 11th via web
ZebraBelly has been imagining earthquakes all week.
6:12 PM Apr 11th via web
ZebraBelly has officially forgotten her age. It’s all downhill from here!
9:27 PM Apr 11th via web
3.4 @ 7:20ish… No one else felt that? For the first time Twitter’s Quake Response has failed me.
7:49 AM Apr 12th via mobile web
Margie: I have NEVER believed in imagination. I want you to remember that and I want it to ECHO in your brain.
2:59 PM Apr 12th via web
ZebraBelly is joining the world of the living again. Hello, park! Hello, sun, and breeze!
1:52 PM Apr 13th via mobile web
OMB Desmond = 42. But I always knew that. #Lost
9:26 PM Apr 13th via web
ZebraBelly has GOT to stop reading Lost theories online and get ready to go to Sea World.
8:09 AM Apr 14th via web
Oh, Mr. Seagull, you can’t fool us. You sit there looking so regal, but we all know you are actually an asshole.
5:45 PM Apr 14th via mobile web
Can anyone please explain to me why I ordered live caterpillars and earthworms when I won’t need them until later in the curriculum? WTF?
9:37 AM Apr 15th via web
ZebraBelly licked lemonade berries.
3:03 PM Apr 15th via web
ZebraBelly was playing FlashForward with the family at dinner. We fell asleep and then shared what we saw ourselves doing in 6 months. #raisinggeeks
6:46 PM Apr 15th via web
Why yes this IS the record that will save the world when the Martians come. http://www.flickr.com/photos/zebrabelly/4526081390/ #MarsAttacks
8:51 AM Apr 16th via web
I don’t eat pork. Except for bacon. And carnitas. And pulled pork. And ham, too.
5:24 PM Apr 16th via mobile web
I think if Margie ever starts showing interest in Hannah Montana, I’ll steer her towards Tiffany instead.
8:38 AM Apr 17th via mobile web
As it turns out, Fry’s Electronics does not sell Nikon cameras or supplies. WTF?
1:25 PM Apr 17th via mobile web
FYI- Disney Store does not sell basic tickets to Disneyland. FAIL. You’d think today is Thursday.
4:32 PM Apr 17th via mobile web
Spacemen. USA cape. Rap? Robot dances. So.much.hair. Kesha scares me. But I think I might love her. (In the same way I love Twilight.)
12:16 AM Apr 18th via web
Elliott says: Oh no, Spaghetti-O’s!
12:44 PM Apr 18th via web
You know, if you REALLY loved me, you’d make Lost be on tonight.
6:35 PM Apr 19th via web
ZebraBelly is going to have to stop watching True Blood if I can’t stop picking up the Southern accent.
11:17 PM Apr 19th via mobile web
ZebraBelly is making granola bars. But because I’m a snobby snot who can’t force herself to follow directions, I’m only hoping they end up good.
4:26 PM Apr 20th via web
Granola bars = delicious awesome. Will they hold together? Or did I just bake some fancy cereal? Will test and report in the morning!
6:55 PM Apr 20th via web
Margie: Is that awesome? Or is that FRICKIN awesome?
1:07 PM Apr 21st via web
ZebraBelly just spent 30 minutes trying to pound juice from carrots with my own fist. Part of that is only partly true.
5:48 PM Apr 21st via web
More earthquakes and a snow day in late April in San Diego county? Pretty sure this is the end of the world.
11:26 AM Apr 22nd via web
Annoying people annoy me.
1:23 PM Apr 22nd via mobile web
FRICK. WTF is 30 Rock on NOW? WTF? Because I SERIOUSLY needed some Liz Lemon time. Screw you, NBC. Not that I am bitter or anything.
8:54 PM Apr 22nd via web
God loves me. I know because there’s MORE 30 Rock on tonight. Even so: screw you, NBC. This time for being totally unclear.
9:38 PM Apr 22nd via web
Margie is making up interpretive dances to the Disneyland Soundtrack.
7:59 AM Apr 23rd via web
ZebraBelly just offended her husband by asserting that there are some similarities between Star Trek Next Gen and The Love Boat.
10:32 AM Apr 23rd via mobile web
ZebraBelly just offended her husband AGAIN, this time by asserting that the San Onofre nuclear power plant looks like boobs.
11:20 AM Apr 23rd via mobile web
Holy cow those mountains are COVERED in snow! In April!
11:29 AM Apr 23rd via mobile web
Most disgusting fact learned today at the Discovery Cube: a hockey player’s sweat weighs 3 lb.
1:45 PM Apr 23rd via mobile web
The whole town??? #Pomona #ObscureReference #ThisMustBeThePlace
3:40 PM Apr 23rd via mobile web
Walking to the trams we overheard a little girl shout, “Wow! Look at all those tramps!”
7:28 AM Apr 24th via mobile web
Submarine made both my kids cry.
9:39 AM Apr 24th via mobile web
Omigod I am the mother of an 8 year old. It just hit me.
10:38 AM Apr 24th via mobile web
Mmm… Dole Whip….
4:25 PM Apr 24th via mobile web
Being at Disneyland really brings out the patriotism in me.
4:56 PM Apr 24th via mobile web
Um, FYI, Disneyland, a ragtime version of A Whole New World? Fail.
8:25 PM Apr 24th via mobile web
ZebraBelly is remembering how much she hates LA traffic.
1:35 PM Apr 25th via mobile web
ZebraBelly has found a new love: candy cane beets.
1:03 PM Apr 27th via web
My son just walked through a swarm of migrating bees. That counts as school, right?
3:16 PM Apr 27th via mobile web
ZebraBelly is pretty sure she just heard someone on NPR say, “Homey don’t play that.” Is pretty sure this is the way the world ends.
11:14 AM Apr 28th via mobile web
The difference between a cow and a bean is a bean can begin an adventure! #IntoTheWoods
11:39 PM Apr 30th via web